Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets
- why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD
- now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone bobbing for apples
- hehehe i’m gonna keep refreshing the giving tree and take food from poor people
- yeah i have an offshore neopets account i funnel neopoints through
i’m the mitt romney of neopets
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
He’s not until someone touches him
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
